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I remember when the governement made us watch that newsreel when I worked for Hudson in Detroit! All of a sudden we were supposed to be training zombies to work the line. Stupidest damn thing they ever did!
We spent days training the things to put togethre carberators. I couldn't get the damn zombie to pay attention. It spent the whole time just moaning and trying to bite me.
A couple buddies were bit and joined the 'zeeez' as we called them.Hudson lost millions on that experiement. Where are they today? Can you buy a car at the local Hudson dealer? I disagree with every part of this movie except the "damn commies" part. Can't trust zombies or the reds!