Vertibird pointed out this t-shirt design from threadless.com. Clearly this is poorly thought out. It is well established that Zombies don't actually need to eat but just have an instinctual need to bite and infect other humans. Thankfully, Threadless has another zombie shirt that is actually useful and informative.
We know some of the "collectors" out there (We're looking at you, Jules) like to treat their captive zombies as some kind of undead Tamagotchi and feed them on a regular basis. This is really just a messy waste of time and may lead to distended or even ruptured abdomens. But, hey, if it makes you happy we aren't here to judge.
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written by vertibird
Not having to eat would give zombies god-like power to defy the laws of thermodynamics. I can draw two conclusions from this: Either zombies are a bona-fide miracle, proving the existence of god, in which case we should immediately establish a global theocracy. Or: Zombies are the result of an infinitely superior technology and/or evolutionary path, in which case allow me to be the first to say: "All hail our new zombie overlords".
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written by Xenki43
Something strange is going on with these things but I don't think it is devine. You accept that dead flesh can be reanimated and that zombies can be dismembered and mutilated without killing them but you are hung up on the laws of thermodynamics? I've seen these things crwaling around with everything below their chest missing. They don't have a digestive system anymore but they still keep moving until their brain is pulped.
I think this could be a sign of superior technology gone wrong. Something keeps these things moving but I don't think they are better off. They don't seem very happy to me.
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written by Schimmy147
How come you don't offer full feeds on this site? I'm very much interested in zombies and zombie-culture but hate having to click through just to read this valuable information.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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written by jules
Hi Vertibird! My zommie concerves energy?! Yay zombies! LOL :-)
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written by IYWAZ Support
Hello Mr. Schimmy147,
Thank you for your comment regarding RSS Feeds on ifyouwereazombie.com
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To access the RSS Feeds on ifyouwereazombie.com we have provided a convenient link on the right side of the web site. We are glad you are enjoying your RSS Feeds on ifyouwereazombie.com and hope that this answers your concern.
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written by Schimmy147
Rajeesh,
Thank you for quick reply. Unfortunately, the RSS feed you provide is a truncated feed and therefore is only allowing me to read the first 50 words or so of every post. Some refer to this as a "Partial Feed." If there is anyway you could offer a full RSS feed it would save me a lot of time.
I'm a particularly busy person and don't have time to click through every day.
Also, is there anyway you could change the font color for comments - I can't read a single thing I'm typing. In fact, difhows k93 foksnodknf os9df!
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written by IYWAZ Support
Hello Mr. Schimmy147,
We're glad we could solve your issue quickly and take pride in the fact that you enjoy our truncated feed. We appreciate your offer to spend your time providing click-throughs but are not accepting any applications at this time.
You may change the font color at any time simply by switching to a non-macintosh operating system.
We do not have any plans to add difhows k93 foksnodknf os9df capability to our website and do not announce future upgrades and features. We are constantly upgrading features and may offer difhows k93 foksnodknf os9df in the future.
We are glad you are enjoying your difhows k93 foksnodknf os9df and hope that this answers your concern.
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written by Schimmy147
I think maybe there is some kind of communication problem here. I require two things in order to stay interested in this site: 1) a full RSS feed, not a truncated feed - that means the FULL feed - every single word that you post here about zombies or zombie-related matwrial I want to appear in my RsS reader of choice (for me that would be Google Reader). I do not want a trundatecated feed and I will not be happy with a truncated feed.
2) I want to be able to see the words I am typing in when I make a comment. I have a lot to say about zombies and their effect on our society, but if I can't aicutaly see what 8i is I'm typing then how Cna I be sure tha t what I'm saying is being heard? Does that make snes:?
Also, could make th esecuryt image letter sharder to read as well? I can't tell the difference between some letters and others.
forgive me if there are any typos, I can't see what I'm typing.
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written by IYWAZ Support
Hello Mr. Schimmy147,
Thank you for your comments regarding Full RSS Feeds on ifyouwereazombie.com.
We appreciate you taking the time to inform us about your question about Full RSS Feeds on ifyouwereazombie.com. We understand that you don't have time to read a Full RSS Feed on ifyouwereazombie.com and have taken steps to make ifyouwereazombie.com more useful to you.
You will now notice that we have reduced the size of the RSS feed. It now contains less text than previously. We hope this change will make your RSS Feed download from ifyouwereazombie.com faster and more convenient.
To see the words you are typing when you make a comment, please make sure your monitor is turned on and facing towards you. We hope this solves your problem with seeing the words you are typing.
At this time we do not support the SNES but recommend you contact Nintendo directly to let them know of your interest in ifyouwereazombie.com on your Super Nintendo Entertainment System. We hope this solves your problem with support for the SNES.
We have notified our engineers that we should make our security image harder to read and that you cannot tell the difference between some letters. Please be assured that they are working hard to make sure that you cannot tell the difference between any letters. We hope this solves your problem with not being able to tell the difference between some letters.
We recognize that you have many places to get your zombie news and appreciate your patronage. If you have any other questions about RSS Feeds on ifyouwereazombie.com please don’t hesitate to ask.
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written by Jakob
Better make sure that you're educated about Zombies: http://web.tickle.com/net/caq/...d=13365362
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written by Marge
Support tech: lol thanks for making my day.
Topic: Zombies don't eat? THen why is that one gnawing on my boyfriend's OH MY GOD!!
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Oh! I'm putting this up on my wall right now!! My zommie hasn'tbeen getting enough intestines!!! Stubby DOES have a little potbelly!! I think itis cute!!!1 LOL :-)