Zombies, Mad Cows and You

Mad CowOh, that cow is pissed!  Do you know why?  No, it isn't because he knows how tasty he would be fried up between two pieces of bread.  He's just learned that he's likely to get all zombie-like. 

A new varient of bovine spongiform encephalitis (mad cow disease) is related to a disease in humans called Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease.  Take a look at some of the human symptoms and let me know if they look familiar:

  • Changes in Gait (walking)
  • Lack of coordination
  • Muscle twitching and stiffness
  • Profound confusion and disorientation
  • Rapid delirium or dementia
  • Speech impairment

Did you figure it out? No?  Have you looked at the name of the site?  Yes... that's right... zombies.  Good job.  Do you have the rest of the symptoms or just the confusion one?

Infections have been reported in those who have recieved corneal transplants or growth hormone from infected cadavers.  It isn't yet clear whether an infected cow can pass this on to humans by being so damn delicious, but keep an eye on the people stumbling out of the local burger joint.

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lauren, you liar

Doesn't it suck that "cows" are tasty murrrr" isn't funny?
Go shoot yourself. Eat babies; not animals.


IYWAZ

You're right lauren, Cows ARE tasty. We don't like to shoot them ourselves (I guess you enjoy that), but like you we also think baby cows are yummy. Mmmmm... Veal!

Thanks for reading!


BobbyRoger

This cow has horns!


Ellislover

OMG I HAVE MAD COW DISEASE


HolyShit

I swear, I thought this site was an advert for Human Centipede, what with the hands on the glass.


amrit

i think im a zombie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im turning right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP !!!!! HELP !!!!!


amrit

i was just kidding about being a zombie ! lol


smitz1111


well i had a cow one time and i ate it and.....now i can't think straight


Spongebob

ALL GAWD THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT RIght here LoL ;)


minecraft dude

the cow looks funny



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