You've been asking us. You've been begging us. Well, finally Ifyouwereazombie.com is willing to go out on a limb and endorse a candidate for this year's presidential election. We know, you're surprised. Given our general approval of zombie eradication and eagerness for a strong zombie defense, why the heck would we endorse a Zombie Party candidate?
We don't have anything against McCain, Obama or Clinton. Well, ok we do. But it isn't personal. Ok fine. It is personal. We simply feel that Zombie Lincoln is a candidate with more integrity, honesty, and braaaains. That's it.
Sure, the Zombie Party has a huge advertising budget and has been purchasing large blocks of banner ads from major zombie-related web sites. But that really has nothing to do with this. The media has a duty to prolong report on the political campaign and provide an outlet for all well-funded political parties to connect with voters.
Vote early. Vote often. Vote Zombie Lincoln. .
