Have you had lunch yet? No? Well, finish up that bowl of chili and that chocolate milkshake before continuing. Those wacky scientists at BioSafe Engineering have come up with a fool-proof way to prevent the recently dead from becoming zombies. Take a look at that photo on the left. That-there steel tube is a genuine, bona fide, electrified, high-pressure, heated, automatic, body liquifier. Liquifier!
Still with us? The device uses lye, 60 pounds of pressure and 300 degree heat within an escape-proof steel chamber to break down the human body into a "brownish, syrupy residue" with the consistency of motor oil and a strong ammonia smell. Nice!
No funeral homes yet offer the service but one company in New Hampshire is trying to get regulatory approval.
