Unload Your Shotguns, Pittsburgh-- It's Just a Zombie Fest

 So, you live in Pittsburgh and notice zombies moaning around the neighborhood.  Before you start shooting the undead, what should you do?  Besides asking, "Why do I live in Pittsburgh?" you should also check your calendar. 

Yes, that's right.  It's time for another ill-conceived "charity" event glorifying the end of life as we know it.  Pittsburgh's Zombie Weekend is scheduled for October 24th - 26. 

On Friday, local micro-brew Straub Beer will be sponsoring the Zombie Masquerade Ball at the Churchill Valley Country Club.  We  can't think of a better way to end a day than sucking down a case of smooth, refreshing Straub.  Straub-- it's made from beer! 

Festivities continue Saturday and Sunday at the Monroeville Mall, site of the original documentary George Romero film "Day of the Dead".

You all know our stance on zombie dress-up-- violently opposed, by the way-- but sometimes you just need to unload your shotgun, sit back in your zombie-proof bunker and enjoy a few days digging into your supply of jerky and potted meat food product. 

 Remember the old saying, "if you can't beat them, don't shoot them either because they are probably just the damn neighbors dressed as zombies."

More information is available at http://www.theitsaliveshow.com/  .

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ttk2

so you mean those zombies i just killed were... people!? Oh well how far is it to the border again?


IYWAZ

There you go-- proving our point exactly. Our lawyers have told us that we should advise you to turn yourself in. Should make a good legal precedent at least. Oh, we also don't recommend going to Canada. See our previous Canada post and comments for an example of what a nightmare that would be.

Thanks for reading!


aaron

ummm dude thats not cool i live in pittsburgh pittsburgh is awesome so dude what you should ask yourself is y would i live anywhere but pittsburgh then ask yourself y ppl r being bitten and holding there arms up and moaning!!!viva la revaloution


???

Dude, best way is to... run to most close avileable car or transport and drive away.


Edmund _smith

A zombie is a creature that appears in books and popular culture typically as a reanimated dead or a mindless buman being. stories of zombies originated in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belef system of voodoo, which told of the people being controlled as laboresr by a powerful wizard.


lee dizzle

this site is nuts. i love it. Scatter guns are the best approach. :)



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