Think of the United States' best colleges. Harvard, Princeton, College of the Canyons, MIT, Stanford. Wait, what was that middle one? Yes, COC in beautiful Sclarita, California is top of our list for this year's high school graduates. This fine school features concrete, military bunker-ish construction and interior decoration reminiscent of an industrial plant management office. But that's just a fancy bonus. This year, they're offering the class "Zombie Defense 101". Next to typing, we can't think of a more valuable skill. Are you planning to apply? Let us know in the comments.
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Dan (Rather be Anchorin')
Honey, pack the car, grab the kids -- hell, forget the kids! -- we're relocating to Sclarita, wherever the hell that is. Sounds like a skin disease.
Honey, pack the car, grab the kids -- hell, forget the kids! -- we're relocating to Sclarita, wherever the hell that is. Sounds like a skin disease.
MarcusV
Wanna see how a zombie pandemic would pan out if it were brought in by immigrants? Check out this sick infographic: http://ow.ly/1RosK
Wanna see how a zombie pandemic would pan out if it were brought in by immigrants? Check out this sick infographic: http://ow.ly/1RosK
B
I think I've died and gone to heaven... oh, wait, if that's so, I wouldn't need to be prepared. Anyways, I think that every school should offer this course!
I think I've died and gone to heaven... oh, wait, if that's so, I wouldn't need to be prepared. Anyways, I think that every school should offer this course!