Zombies. They're a pain. They're annoying. They aren't going away anytime soon. It's a sad truth-- the epidemic is spreading. Chances are someone you care about will become a zombie.

Tell them how you feel BEFORE they start moaning and shuffling, with our convenient zombie greeting cards. Let them know that if you see their zombified corpse, you'll feel bad when you put a slug through their brainpan.

Because, once they're a zombie, it's too late to say you care... Send a Zombie Card

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About Ifyouwerazombie.com

Since 1967, Ifyouwereazombie.com has been serving the lucrative online zombie greeting card and personal defense market.  Our group of dedicated professionals have created a vertically-oriented, web 2.0, online application web portal site featuring RSS fed, open-source, virus-free, AJAX technology in a blogging, podcast-capable, advertiser platform network that aggregates search and builds community interaction SQL databases while leveraging the power of the internet to connect users who share photos and video content for download in DRM-free proprietary open-formats in a family-friendly massively multiplayer, instant-messaging mobile ecommerce environment.