Zombies. They're a pain. They're annoying. They aren't going away anytime soon. It's a sad truth-- the epidemic is spreading. Chances are someone you care about will become a zombie.

Tell them how you feel BEFORE they start moaning and shuffling, with our convenient zombie greeting cards. Let them know that if you see their zombified corpse, you'll feel bad when you put a slug through their brainpan.

Because, once they're a zombie, it's too late to say you care... Send a Zombie Card

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Zombie T-ShirtJust a reminder: Father's Day is coming and what Dad doesn't enjoy clothing that does the talking for him?  Why bother communicating verbally when you can just point at your shirt, watch someone's lips silently move, the gears turn in their brain and a smile slowly form on their face.  Today we feature our message t-shirt from the ifyouwereazombie.com store:

Oooh, look!  Stylish!  Everyone knows that shirts with messages on them are impressive.  Anybody can get a regular old t-shirt with a corporate logo or even a boring blank front.  But you... you are special.  You have the discerning intelligence to proudly display your philosophy to the world while tastefully covering your chiseled abs.  Yes, you are the height of fashion.  Tell everyone how you'd feel if they became a zombie.  Do it with a shirt. Buy one for every day of the week!

Buy one for all your Dads! .


For years the only way to buy genuine IYWAZ merchandise was by physically going to our If You Were a Zombie Visitor Center Gift Shop. Now, just in time for Father's Day, you can help support this site by purchasing high-quality merchandise at low, low prices in our online store.  Today we highlight our ceramic mug:

Do you drink liquids or know someone who does?  You do?!  Well, you might be interested in our "I'm glad you're not a zombie" mug!  Each mug conveniently has the message on both the front and the back so everyone can see it.  Hold it with your left hand-- you can read the message.  Hold it with your right hand-- it's still there! Amazing!  Each mug is guaranteed to hold an unspecified amount of beverages and, through the power of thermodynamics, slowly convert that piping hot or chilly treat to your local ambient room-temperature!  Science.  Is there anything it can't do?  

Buy 12 Today! . .