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If you were a zombie... I'd feel sad

Chances are someone you know will become a zombie. Let others know you care by wearing this stylish shirt with the phrase "If you were a zombie and I had to kill you, I'd feel sad."

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Fit: Standard

Not too tight, not too loose.

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Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

5.6 oz. 100% cotton
Standard fit