Comments for Frequently Asked Questions at http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com , comment 1 to 7 out of 7 comments http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:14:40 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/frequently-asked-questions-about-zombies.html#comment-99 Can being a zombie be considered a career choice? I ask because they sound like simple office workers. Them ripping humans apart and eating the brians is most likely how they relieve stress, because well human office workers tend to put their tie on their forhead and get drunk, and so instead of getting drunk off of alcohol, they rather have the safer drink......blood, and sense most zombies dont wear ties, then they just wear other peoples brains and organs all over them. And yeah I do think zombies get a lot of stress, having various people trying to stab various objects in to your head, must be really annoying, plus some try to set them on fire, or even keep them as pets? They sounds like a rough day of work. - MousieEatCheese Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:32:35 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/frequently-asked-questions-about-zombies.html#comment-83 I'm worried that I may already be a zombie. I work in a cubicle, walk around in a daze most of the time, and find myself grunting at meetings. Although I don't yet hunger for human flesh, my coworkers and I descend upon free donuts in quite a ghoulish manner. And I couldn't swear that those cafeteria hot dogs are 100% brains-free. - Jonathan Hoyle Wed, 14 May 2008 04:06:39 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/frequently-asked-questions-about-zombies.html#comment-82 Zombies are running rampant in Illinois! - Beth Tue, 13 May 2008 09:31:01 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/frequently-asked-questions-about-zombies.html#comment-67 Send me brains.......me hungry...............what me worry???????HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - brainssssss Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:01:44 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/frequently-asked-questions-about-zombies.html#comment-66 I'm afraid that I may have been a zombie for almost 12 years. I woke up one morning and ate my cat. - jb666 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:26:19 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/frequently-asked-questions-about-zombies.html#comment-25 I am afraid that I might have a friend who has been zombie for the last 9 years at least. How long can a zombie survive if given the proper care? Is 9 years reasonable for someone to survive with no soul and no personality? Love the site, I'm finding it very helpful. - Evil Girl Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:32:53 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/frequently-asked-questions-about-zombies.html#comment-2 Are you a born again zombie?! (yes, that makes sense!) - Vampire Slayer Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:19:40 +0100