Comments for We Get Letters... Zombies, eh. Take off, hoser. at http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com , comment 1 to 21 out of 20 comments http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:56:16 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-167 OMG you guys are right!!! i didn't see it before but now it's all clear!! the canadians i know killed all my family!!! - ... Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:43:53 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-165 @... Did you forget the part about Canada wanting to take over the world? Remember, Canadians only seem nice, smart, good-natured, reasonable and helpful. Don't be blinded by the fact that their women are unnaturally good looking and that their men are much more likely to pick up the bar tab. This is all a well-orchestrated cover up to lure us into complacency. Canadians are pure evil. They won't stop until all of us in the civilized world are eliminated and they rule the earth. Vigilance! - IYWAZ Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:33:20 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-164 the thing i don't understand is why you(IYWAZ)talk about canadians that way... it's funny and everything but they are nice people - ... Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:10:13 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-162 Zombies are just like people, disabled people. Sure, they may not seem like the nicest people around, but honestly who is after they've waken up from the best sleep they'll ever get. They may walk slowly, but that's simply because they have to walk EVERYWHERE. Zombies can't drive cars, so they conserve their energy. If one of us would simply give a zombie a ride sometime, maybe some coffee or caffeine, we might be able to get to know our un-dead brethren that much better." - . Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:19:36 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-161 They walk the Earth because there is simply no more room left in Hell; this is a result the into Hell because of "those damn dirty Americans" stealing all of the good jobs there and putting immense stress on the demonic economy - . Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:16:38 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-160 Zombies are one of the seven most powerful peoples on earth, along with Gunslingers, Ninjas, Pirates, Robots, Vikings and the Irish. Their main food is the south American squirrel horse ( though zombies have been around for so long , sadly, they have become extinct)so they have adapted to eat humans and 42 day old German puppies. - . Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:15:34 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-155 Im canadian and i found this article offensive and funny at the same time. We dont have snow 11 months of the year. Its actually HOT! 3/4 of the year. Its very stereotypical and americans have no idea about canadians. im in grade 9 and in grade 8 we did a survey and americans think all we do is play hockey and live in igloos. Actually if i walk about 15 minutes i can see niagara falls new york. - phoenix Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:09:58 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-148 I'm a Canadian and think this article is very funny. Thanks for writing it. - Paul Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:29:39 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-147 I have to agree with the post when it says '..and no sense of humor' Wow. Angry Canadians. *in annoying baby talk voice* Aren't they cute? Who's the angry Canadian? Who is it? What a cute little angry Canadian you are!! Yes you are! - Kit Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:21:23 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-146 Well, actually if Americans weren't such dumbasses then they'd know how much better Canada really is. - Treehugger Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:39:48 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-144 So Canadians are in fact strangers to sarcasm? - Zach Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:52:02 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-142 i love how you delete all my comments - bob Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:09:35 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-134 Kiss my ass! - bob Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:21:34 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-133 Bob. Yes, there is oil from Alaska that was deposited in Alberta for storage purposes. After all, Canada is mostly deserted, unusable ice fields that aren't of use to anyone. It makes sense to store American goods there. Thanks for reading! - IYWAZ Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:24:07 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-131 no im pretty sure im talking about the oil deposits in Alberta - bob Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:16:07 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-130 Bob, you are correct. Canada allows oil from Alaska to cross through its territory, so that might count as an assisted export. Of course you might be talking about the massive whale oil trade. Although Canadians do light their homes with whale oil lamps, the rest of the planet uses electricity as a power source so this is a negligible export commodity. Thanks for reading! - IYWAZ Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:52:44 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-129 how about oil for an export you retard - bob Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:39:55 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-127 Nice try there but you just made Americans look stupider than they already are...if that's even possible and I never said "Damn you got me" - Hey maybe if you weren't such a coward you'd let this message through Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:53:47 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-124 Hey guys! Just like to say that this post is such a succesful troll! You guys really made me believe that Canadians suck!Damn, they must if a bunch of cool ass internet guys like you say so! Damn one day I would like to be able to make my own website where I am too afraid to get spammed or have any retaliation because I am a coward who hides behind my computer ! XD anyways you guys made me laugh at the unintelligence that Americans have. Thanks for the laugh you made my night a little bit better lol! - Have the balls to allow this post through your filter please:) Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:41:01 +0100 http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html#comment-118 Damn you got me - Tyler Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:29:52 +0100