If You Were a Zombie tagged 'Cards'

New Zombie Card-- Helpful Tip and Friendly Encouragement

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Wed, 28 May 2008 06:00:00 +0100

Hypothetical: You've just had a fight with your girlfriend and want to send her a card to brighten her day. Should it be informative, life-saving advice or should it provide nurturing encouragement to help patch up your relationship? Why not send one card that does both?

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We Get Letters... Zombies, Hate, and World Peace

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 27 May 2008 06:00:00 +0100

Reader N8 writes:

well im not clever enough to actually make the cards but i think you are missing out on a hugh part of the Zombie card industry, you havent included any "im glad your a zombie" cards. like "i would be happy to kill you" or " i cant wait to run a spike threw your heart& [...]

New Zombie Card, Happy Zombirth Day!

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Fri, 23 May 2008 06:00:00 +0100

There's been some chit and chat as well as spirited arguments around the water cooler in the spacious IYWAZ tower today. It all revolved around one question: Do zombies have birthdays? Or more importantly, should we celebrate and should there be cake?

See, Phyllis from Accounting stumbled into our zombie holding pit yest [...]

New Zombie Card, Your Mom Would Be Ashamed

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Fri, 09 May 2008 06:00:00 +0100

Let's face it, you suck. No really. Your mom took care of you and raised you into the fine, strapping, well-adjusted, zombie-hunting person you are today. But, on Mother's Day all you did was send her was an ecard from a crappy web site [...]

New Card, Zombie Lincoln Officially Endorsed

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 06:00:00 +0100

You've been asking us. You've been begging us. Well, finally Ifyouwereazombie.com is willing to go out on a limb and endorse a candidate for this year's presidential election. We know, you're surprised. Given our general approval of zombie eradication&nbs [...]

We Get Letters... Zombie Praise and Inadequacy

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:00:00 +0100

Reader Tishia writes, "All I can say is, "It's about friggin' time! The site is well designed, clever, funny as hell, and has great content! Overall, well organized! But... The ECards!! There needs to be more!"

Well, what can we say. We're blushing from praise while we beat ourselves up in a mildly distur [...]

New Zombie Card, Useless Sympathy

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:46:26 +0100

Do you know someone infected with the zombie virus? There's no cure and they only have hours left. At least you can give them false hope while they spend their last minutes checking their email. While you're at it, why don't you suggest they buy something from the Amazon links to the right. Those poor [...]

Zombie Easter Bunny Card Added

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:33:56 +0100

Wow, who knew that so many people needed a zombie Easter card? For those who harbor fears of undead lagomorpha that distribute chicken embryos while feasting on the occasional brain... well this card is for both of you.

Two more cards added--vive la resistance!

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:44:59 +0100

It was another hard day of fighting the undead. Lucky for you we had time to create some more cards while boarding up the windows. We didn't even lose anyone. Well, Billy was bitten, but he's just a designer-- I bet we won't be able to tell the difference.

The first is a heartwarming sentimental card pictured on the left. The second, an [...]