If You Were a Zombie tagged 'Help'

This is how the world ends-- not with zombies, but with a Bangalore and a wimper

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Fighting the zombie scourge isn't all guts and glory. Sure, we spend some of our day digging trenches, sharpening crowbars and packing shotgun shells. However, just as important is our work here on the web keeping you informed about the undead menace.

This means part of our day is consumed scouring the web for zombie news, researching our awar [...]

IYWAZ Tech Staff -- Superior Zombie Support

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:00:00 +0100

We get plenty of comments from you, our readers, but now we're just blushing at the ovewhelmingly positive communication.

To celebrate we recently treated our entire support staff to cake (with milk!). As you can see in the photo of the joyous occasion to the left, the cake was shaped like a little village under attack from gummy zombies. [...]

We get letters... How to care for and recognize a zombie

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:11:34 +0100

"Evil Girl" asks:

I am afraid that I might have a friend who has been zombie for the last 9 years at least. How long can a zombie survive if given the proper care? Is 9 years reasonable for someone to survive with no soul and no personality? Love the site, I'm finding it very helpful.

We're glad you're finding the site helpful.&n [...]

Keeping a zombie at home-- when you just can?t let go

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:30:17 +0100

Note: This is the first in a continuing series of helpful tips on keeping zombies at home. Please read all warnings and consider your options carefully. Ifyouwereazombie.com does not accept any liability and offers this guide as a public service. As always, it is best to consult a certified professional.

You're a collector aren't you? You've got eve [...]