If You Were a Zombie tagged 'Letters'

We Get Letters... Zombies, eh. Take off, hoser.

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:00:00 +0100

CSCTUTOTLI co-President Tyler McDougall writes:

Our people here in the zombie wing at the Canadian Society Counteracting The Unfair Treatment Of The Living Impaired (CSCTUTOTLI) believe that your site is outrageously prejudiced. Zombies are people too and should not be judged [...]

We Get Letters... Zombies, Hate, and World Peace

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 27 May 2008 10:00:00 +0100

Reader N8 writes:

well im not clever enough to actually make the cards but i think you are missing out on a hugh part of the Zombie card industry, you havent included any "im glad your a zombie" cards. like "i would be happy to kill you" or " i cant wait to run a spike threw your heart& [...]

We Get Letters... Zombie Praise and Inadequacy

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:00:00 +0100

Reader Tishia writes, "All I can say is, "It's about friggin' time! The site is well designed, clever, funny as hell, and has great content! Overall, well organized! But... The ECards!! There needs to be more!"

Well, what can we say. We're blushing from praise while we beat ourselves up in a mildly distur [...]

IYWAZ Tech Staff -- Superior Zombie Support

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:00:00 +0100

We get plenty of comments from you, our readers, but now we're just blushing at the ovewhelmingly positive communication.

To celebrate we recently treated our entire support staff to cake (with milk!). As you can see in the photo of the joyous occasion to the left, the cake was shaped like a little village under attack from gummy zombies. [...]

We get letters... How to care for and recognize a zombie

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:11:34 +0100

"Evil Girl" asks:

I am afraid that I might have a friend who has been zombie for the last 9 years at least. How long can a zombie survive if given the proper care? Is 9 years reasonable for someone to survive with no soul and no personality? Love the site, I'm finding it very helpful.

We're glad you're finding the site helpful.&n [...]