If You Were a Zombie tagged 'Merchandise'

Zombie Medusa Mashup Totally Not Against Your CC&Rs

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:00:00 +0100

You know that old lady down the street? Yes, the one with garden gnomes, fountains, grecian columns, wagons turned planters and a big-ass, patriotic flag filling her front yard. Well, nothing is more fun than trying to one-up the neighbors and here's your chance.

British artist Alan Dickinson has created th [...]

Zombie Consumerism-- Can You Believe This Shirt?

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Thu, 29 May 2008 10:00:00 +0100

Just a reminder: Father's Day is coming and what Dad doesn't enjoy clothing that does the talking for him? Why bother communicating verbally when you can just point at your shirt, watch someone's lips silently move, the gears turn in their brain and a smile slowly form on their face. Today we feature our message t-shirt from t [...]

Zombie Consumerism-- we got mugged

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Mon, 26 May 2008 10:00:00 +0100

For years the only way to buy genuine IYWAZ merchandise was by physically going to our If You Were a Zombie Visitor Center Gift Shop. Now, just in time for Father's Day, you can help support this site by purchasing high-quality merchandise at low, low prices in our online store. Today we highlight our ceramic mug:

Do you drink liquids or know someone who does? You [...]

This Zombie T-Shirt is Lying

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:55:30 +0100

Vertibird pointed out this t-shirt design from threadless.com. Clearly this is poorly thought out. It is well established that Zombies don't actually need to eat but just have an instinctual need to bite and infect other humans. Thankfully, Threadless has another zombie shirt that is actually useful and informative.< [...]