If You Were a Zombie tagged 'Opinion'

Non-Zombie: Adobe, stop treating your paying customers like criminals

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0100

Excuse the interruption, but I have a small rant to get out of the way. Today, for the sixth time in two years, I found myself reinstalling Adobe's Creative Suite. For those of you more familiar with the finer points of zombie decapitation than pushing pixels, I'll explain.

Adobe Creative Suite is a software package for professional use typically including Photoshop, Illustrator and other software to edit images, manage html code, edit video or create flash animations [...]

Forrest Ackerman Dead at 92, Would Have Loved to be a Zombie

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:00:00 +0100

Sci-Fi legend, writer, collector, producer, agent and sometime actor Forrest J. Ackerman has died at the ripe old age of 92. Ackerman was not only a fan of Sci-Fi from an early age, he actually created the term Sci-Fi after hearing an ad for a stereo system on the radio.

Ackerman was a founder of the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society and was credited with l [...]

This is how the world ends-- not with zombies, but with a Bangalore and a wimper

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Fighting the zombie scourge isn't all guts and glory. Sure, we spend some of our day digging trenches, sharpening crowbars and packing shotgun shells. However, just as important is our work here on the web keeping you informed about the undead menace.

This means part of our day is consumed scouring the web for zombie news, researching our awar [...]

Unload Your Shotguns, Pittsburgh-- It's Just a Zombie Fest

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:00:00 +0100

So, you live in Pittsburgh and notice zombies moaning around the neighborhood. Before you start shooting the undead, what should you do? Besides asking, "Why do I live in Pittsburgh?" you should also check your calendar.

Yes, that's right. It's time for another ill-conceived "charity" event glorifying the end of li [...]

We Get Letters... Zombies, eh. Take off, hoser.

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:00:00 +0100

CSCTUTOTLI co-President Tyler McDougall writes:

Our people here in the zombie wing at the Canadian Society Counteracting The Unfair Treatment Of The Living Impaired (CSCTUTOTLI) believe that your site is outrageously prejudiced. Zombies are people too and should not be judged [...]

Zombie Children-- Big Fans of Turtles

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:00:00 +0100

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We Get Letters... Zombies, Hate, and World Peace

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 27 May 2008 10:00:00 +0100

Reader N8 writes:

well im not clever enough to actually make the cards but i think you are missing out on a hugh part of the Zombie card industry, you havent included any "im glad your a zombie" cards. like "i would be happy to kill you" or " i cant wait to run a spike threw your heart& [...]

The Zombie Equation-- Films don't add up

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0100

Zombies are a retarded version of the Terminator. That is what makes them interesting. It makes zombies an intellectual exercise in survival against the elements.

None of the team here in the spacious IYWAZ tower is a big fan of zombie movies or excessive gore. Don't get me wrong, I can [...]