If You Were a Zombie tagged 'Politics'

New Card, Zombie Lincoln Officially Endorsed

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 06:00:00 +0100

You've been asking us. You've been begging us. Well, finally Ifyouwereazombie.com is willing to go out on a limb and endorse a candidate for this year's presidential election. We know, you're surprised. Given our general approval of zombie eradication&nbs [...]

We's all gonna die!!

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:12:06 +0100

{youtube}e8KeeDqE5Xc{/youtube}Still not conviced the zombie threat is real? Take a gander at this video of U.S. Representative John Haller (R-PA, 12th District) reading a heavily censored version of House bill HR8791-- the Homeland "Terrorism" Preparedness Bill.

Although he did his best, just substitute the word "Zombie" for "classified" and the real purpose of this bill will shine through. At least we know the government is providing cont [...]

Finally, Bush Gets It!

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:00:38 +0100

{youtube}IoXgRtDysLY{/youtube}Say what you will about the current administration's policies but at least we finally have someone looking out for the common man.

Really, I'm just embarassed by the ignorance of this reporter. It's obvious that the vast moderate-media conspiracy has a pro-zombie agenda. First rule of discrediting someone is to pretend they don't make sense.

Wake up America!