If You Were a Zombie tagged 'Store'

Zombie Consumerism-- Can You Believe This Shirt?

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Thu, 29 May 2008 06:00:00 +0100

Just a reminder: Father's Day is coming and what Dad doesn't enjoy clothing that does the talking for him? Why bother communicating verbally when you can just point at your shirt, watch someone's lips silently move, the gears turn in their brain and a smile slowly form on their face. Today we feature our message t- [...]

Zombie Consumerism-- we got mugged

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Mon, 26 May 2008 06:00:00 +0100

For years the only way to buy genuine IYWAZ merchandise was by physically going to our If You Were a Zombie Visitor Center Gift Shop. Now, just in time for Father's Day, you can help support this site by purchasing high-quality merchandise at low, low prices in our online store. Today we highlight our ceramic mug:

Do you drink liquids or know someone who does? [...]