If You Were a Zombie tagged 'Video'

Zombie Children-- Big Fans of Turtles

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:00:00 +0100

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Well, what's not to like? .

Zombie Art or Zombie Artpocalypse?

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:00:00 +0100

{vimeo}1292526{/vimeo}There it is. The trailer for the upcoming animated zombie feature, Dear Beautiful from filmmaker Roland Becerra. The incorrect grammar in the titles isn't encouraging but the guy's an artist, not a dictionary.

Based on the film festival short, the feature version of Dear Beautiful will have the same Max Payne style animation while expanding the story a bit:

The sudden appearance of exotic flowers in New Haven spawns an unprecedented [...]

Adequate film hides real zombie footage in credits

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 17:01:48 +0100

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Like WWII movies, zombie films are a dime-a-dozen. Everyone is so familiar with the real-life history involved that they practically write themselves.

Actual WWII footage suffers from grainy, black-and-white film stock so you rarely see actual footage used anymore. Zombie films deal with a contemporary crisis and have the advantage of thousands of teams of professional news and amateur photographers.

The 2004 remake [...]

We's all gonna die!!

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:12:06 +0100

{youtube}e8KeeDqE5Xc{/youtube}Still not conviced the zombie threat is real? Take a gander at this video of U.S. Representative John Haller (R-PA, 12th District) reading a heavily censored version of House bill HR8791-- the Homeland "Terrorism" Preparedness Bill.

Although he did his best, just substitute the word "Zombie" for "classified" and the real purpose of this bill will shine through. At least we know the government is providing cont [...]

Finally, Bush Gets It!

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:00:38 +0100

{youtube}IoXgRtDysLY{/youtube}Say what you will about the current administration's policies but at least we finally have someone looking out for the common man.

Really, I'm just embarassed by the ignorance of this reporter. It's obvious that the vast moderate-media conspiracy has a pro-zombie agenda. First rule of discrediting someone is to pretend they don't make sense.

Wake up America!

Government Propaganda-- Zombies are not our friends!

comments@ifyouwereazombie.com — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:28:19 +0100

{youtube}fWkEjT1r3Fo{/youtube} We sure have come a long way since the US government produced this film during the post-war epidemic. Well, maybe we haven't come that far.

US government policy now is denial and secrecy, but at least they aren't spreading dangerous disinformation anymore. How many people were lost in the 50's because of misguided zombie hiring programs?