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  Zombies.  They’re a pain.  They’re annoying.  They aren’t going away anytime soon.  It’s a sad truth-- the epidemic is spreading.  Chances are someone you care about will become a zombie.  Tell them how you feel BEFORE they start moaning and shuffling, with our convenient greeting cards.  Let them know that if you see their zombified corpse, you’ll feel bad when you put a slug through their brainpan. Because, once they’re a zombie, it’s too late to say you care...
 
 

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